Thorsten's game Reviews on Newgrounds

[Balloon Duel]

Two words my Friend

Fucking Brilliant!

[3 Foot Ninja II]

Just a little thought...

for all you folks who are ragging miniclip or their games. This may not be the latest and greates game, but you know, it's free, it's alot easier if you play it on EASY MODE under the options screen, and alot of fucking work went into it. You guys act like this game just killed your pet or stole your girlfriend. Lighten the fuck up a bit or seek therapy. Maybe it's time to tell someone about those late night visits from stepdad??? Whatever you need to do, just give an honest opinion and don't be so hateful. Things can be improved you know!

[Windows AIDS]

hehe

Now this is funny shit! I love it. Of course when we find ourselves in this situation, it isn't as funny, but now I can laugh about it.
Good job

MessiaH responds:

Tell all your award-winning friends.

_MessiaH_ will be one of you very soon.

Thanks for the review.

[War on Nazism]

You tried...

... so I'll at least give a little credit, but I think for someone like you, who I belive seems to have enough smarts to figure out Flash and Actionscript, you took an easy route and therefore I have to give you low score. I think you could probably come up with some original stuff, and it would be much better than this crap!
This is all just borrowing from everyone to get your five minutes of fame. Well, take that five minutes and reflect on it.......... good, now go make something cool ;)

[shoot out III]

Confused???

Where are Shoot Out I and Shoot Out II??? Why call this Shoot Out III without any previous versions? Also, you misspelled Restart at the end screen.
Other than that, either of two things have happened here. You either learned Actionscript and gave it your best shot, which I give Kudos for, or you just took a tutorial and made a few changes which I think is sad. I won't make that judgement cause I don't know, so I'll just leave it at that.

MaJiNrObSaMa responds:

well i made shoot out I and it sucked to bad to be put on ng cos it was my first reall game.
and a freind made shoot out II and it was bairly started so no point.
and yes i no i misspelled restart a fair few ppl have told me.
and yes i did give it my best shot and made this whole game by myselft from start to finnish (even tho it aint finished).

[Bush Shoot-Out]

Dudes, can't you read?

If you had half a brain, you'd be able to read above that this is from MINCLIP.COM.

[Alien Hominid]

That's a winner...

... in my book. It's fast-paced furious fun. It's hard, but I just kept on playing til I got the tricks down.
Great game, can't wait for the finished product.
Kick ass Tom & SYNJ

denni

[War Against Irak]

Pretty Damn Cool

Fun to play... sometimes pretty hard on the old trigger finger... but great keeping at keeping your attention.
I like ;)
best regards
Denni

[Demonic Goat: The Game]

Fun for a minute...

That was pretty cool... kinda looks like a schnauzer with horns and wings. But overall it was pretty cool I guess. Needs more action in it though, maybe more missions or something.
Keep up the work

Den

[Flash Break Dancing]

What the Fuck???

First of all..... breakdancing? I thought that died with the 80's.
Nonetheless, why in the hell would you spread out your keyboard input like that... are you a fucking 8 fingered monkey?
OK, with all due respect, take this back to the drawing board. First, get someone to help you draw or create a good character. Find some different music and definitely work on an interface and a better menu system.
Sorry, but I waited 10 minutes or more on a modem to find this to be a piece of crap.
I'm sure you could've done better